Someone sent me an article that  said the way to achieve
    inner peace is to finish things you've started.   It is definitely
       working for me. I am now making a point of always  finishing
       what I start, and I think I am well on my way toward  finding
      inner peace. Because I care for you, I am passing this  wisdom
                                on to you.

             Here are the things that I have finished  today:

                         Two bags of potato chips,
                         A strawberry cheesecake,
                           A package  of Oreos,
                             A bottle of wine,
                      And a small box of chocolates.

         I think  this really works because I feel better already!